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# he is very cute
but i fear his large tongue may overbalance him if he tries to lick anyone
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Smear marmite on your mimsy and shove him down the front of your knickers
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# :O shocking
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# disgusting!
what a waste of marmite!
also, it'd ruin my pubes, thus no pube animals.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I pictured you to be nice and trim.
Full on rug eh?
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Thighburns like Arthur Scargill
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# i'm slightly worried that you're picturing me at all
but no, i do try to keep things tidy, i just have abnormally fast-growing hair and nails.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# It's a hobby of mine.
;)
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# pfff
hmm, hometime, i think
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Werewolf?
*points at Smashy*
Therewolf!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# and get insta-thrush.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Sounds
like a method statement if ever I did hear one!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)