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# Toaps, yeah loads of them
I actually don't mind Brand
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I used to really hate him
but I find that if I don't watch his programmes, listen to him on the radio, read any of his books or see any of his films, he's surprisingly tolerable
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# This.
I find him to be just a bit weird.

It's like having an irritating aunt in the house. I never quite got why he was successful at all.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hate his standup and his ramblings - wanna punch him.
but think he's ok acting in films.

(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Yes,
I'd agree with that actually.

I don't dislike him to look at, I just don't really understand his popularity when he is being himself.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I think my problem was that "being himself"
meant adopting an exaggerated Kenneth Williams/mockney voice and talking about his sexual organs in childish terms

not my level of humour, really
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# He came last in a Hackney Empire standup compo.
So he accused the organisers of a fix.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# his ponderland series was fucking hilarious
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Get him to the greek is hilarious
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# i had initially
replaced his mouth with a vagina, but figured it might be a bit NSFW

*edit here you go NSFW !!!! www.b3tards.com/u/9d297d0428ab1cecdcd6/cuntmouth.jpg
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# probably would
but you can always make an uncensored version a linky with NSFW tag or something
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:47, archived)
# yeah it's nsfw
looks like the water zombies from Doctor who
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I always thought the Ood were a bit vagina-y
in a Japanese tentacle sort of a way
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# The Giant bug at the end of Starship troopers always makes my laugh


Now tell me it's not what I think it is
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# "what's wrong love, don't you trust me'
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# It is exactly what I think it is
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Not THAT again!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Cloaca!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Wow !
it's a giant bell-end, with a vag in the middle of it - genius
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)