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# bindun ?


*edit uncencored NSFW !!! www.b3tards.com/u/9d297d0428ab1cecdcd6/cuntmouth.jpg
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I don't know why
but that made me start singing Guns and Roses and laughing all at once.

"Mama tahahahake these guns from me"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# it was quite a girly giggle at that.
All high pitched and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Toaps, yeah loads of them
I actually don't mind Brand
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I used to really hate him
but I find that if I don't watch his programmes, listen to him on the radio, read any of his books or see any of his films, he's surprisingly tolerable
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# This.
I find him to be just a bit weird.

It's like having an irritating aunt in the house. I never quite got why he was successful at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hate his standup and his ramblings - wanna punch him.
but think he's ok acting in films.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Yes,
I'd agree with that actually.

I don't dislike him to look at, I just don't really understand his popularity when he is being himself.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I think my problem was that "being himself"
meant adopting an exaggerated Kenneth Williams/mockney voice and talking about his sexual organs in childish terms

not my level of humour, really
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# He came last in a Hackney Empire standup compo.
So he accused the organisers of a fix.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# his ponderland series was fucking hilarious
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Get him to the greek is hilarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X2bf76wn54
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# i had initially
replaced his mouth with a vagina, but figured it might be a bit NSFW

*edit here you go NSFW !!!! www.b3tards.com/u/9d297d0428ab1cecdcd6/cuntmouth.jpg
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# probably would
but you can always make an uncensored version a linky with NSFW tag or something
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:47, archived)
# yeah it's nsfw
looks like the water zombies from Doctor who
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I always thought the Ood were a bit vagina-y
in a Japanese tentacle sort of a way
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# The Giant bug at the end of Starship troopers always makes my laugh


Now tell me it's not what I think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# "what's wrong love, don't you trust me'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# It is exactly what I think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Not THAT again!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Cloaca!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Wow !
it's a giant bell-end, with a vag in the middle of it - genius
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I hate his back combing
it's all horrid and matted
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Yet you rather fancy Tim Minchin.
It's because he's antipodean, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I quite like Russell Brand
he can be annoying - be can be funny - just don't like back-combed hair (just look at it in the back of the shot - it's all fuzzy and there's probably spiders in it). Tim Minchin I don't know beyond his pope song and a friend banging on that I should like him which only succeeded in making me avoid him.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Oh, he's quite witty.
Sometimes he undermines science a bit with overly offensive and under-educated oversimplified anti-religion rants, but on the whole he is very amusing, so long as you are not exposed to the hype first.

His discrimination song is very good and should strike a chord with you, in particular.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-JIjEsLkDA&Gingers=smelly.

None of his stuff (Pope song aside) is laugh-a-minute stuff, but it is often wry and witty.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# ginger gags don't strike a chord
they make my back stiffen and my lips purse

I don't mean people shouldn't make them - considering the sites I run that would be stupendous hypocrisy - just that I don't enjoy them.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# It's not really a gag is it?
He is making a valid point about the hypocrisy of selected prejudice.

The audience is all on the edge of their seat thinking 'he isn't going to dare say "nigger" is he? That would be terrible, judging people just on a genetic feature!' then he pulls the anagram out of the bag and suddenly it is all fine, because it is okay to laugh at gingers who have a different genetic feature, so fuck 'em.

I think it has a strong Alf Garnett feel to it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Because apparently everyone in the UK feels terrified that they will be called racist/prejudiced if they criticise anyone with an ethnic background or differing sexual orientation..
People with red hair are an easy target - and hey! They don't get offended and there isn't a law to stop them, right? Thank god that "gingers" are there - People can continue to be openly prejudiced 'in a comical way' without the fear of breaking a law!

I find it utterly tiresome and lacking in originality, humour and wit. And I have black hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Are you aggressively agreeing with me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# FUCK YEH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# equating ginger jokes to racism is overstretching it
I've seen racism. Racism is me and a black colleague walking into a reception of a business and the secretary is all flustered because she assumes he's some dodgy character and then realises he's with me and smiles.

Whereas I've had some piss taking over the colour of my hair but it hasn't stopped me getting work. There's no anti-ginger barrier in society stopping me succeeding.

But yeah - I don't like ginger gags, they make me anxious. But I also don't want to moan about them and say they're wrong because a. I'd have to stop joking about tramps (or whoever I'm giggling about this week, recently it was 40 year old suede fans) and b. Moaning about them puts you into a victim role which makes me go yuck, how pathetic when I see other red-hair people do it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Shit,
I'll be a 40 year old Suede fan in a few years ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I saw Brett Anderson the other day.
And strangely, he looks better now than he did in his 20s. Which is nothing short of miraculous, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# For me, it's one of them 'jokes' you make like Emos, gay or Goth jokes
stuff you don't really believe in you just do 'cos it's like a male bonding thing, 'piss trough humour', the sorta stuff guys come out with to be pally with strangers and seem friendly yet DNG when pissing together or ordering at the bar and possibly so close you're touching.

I mean it's either that, football, cars or wimmins but for us nerds who don't know about such things gingers will have to do.

Course you do always get the occasional pugilistic chavvy moron testosterone brained fuckwit who actually believes 'they' must die, but with luck they'll be behind bars by the time they hit their mid twenties.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# That doesn't excuse it.
With your close friends you can say what you like, but casual prejudice is the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# If it wasn't for ginger gags
there would be no vaguely acceptable form of prejudice left. Despite the fact they are offensive and not funny i feel obliged to keep making them whilst i still can. even better than ginger gags its still acceptable to eat another creature's flesh, and it's fucking delicious. I love relative morality, it means you can carry on doing really horrible things and most people still don't think you're a cunt - cherish your ginger gags whilst you still can.
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I just do not like to make strangers
sad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Brand's stand-up is/was quite good
His hair is annoying and overexposure always turns people off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Having no television
I have no idea what he does these days.

Last I saw of him was St Trinian's, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
Another person who doesn't watch TV and has survived.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# But doesnt feign away from telling people all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# TBH i know fuck all about him either really
i just like judging books by their covers, and he looks like a total cunt
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I can do nothing but applaud this outlook.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# a guest left the first booky wook in our house
i left it prominently sticking out of the recycling bin and was woken up by the sounds of the bin men laughing.

They declined to take it. not even good enough to be made into eggboxes.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# lolpinions
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I could not believe the size of the queue for his book signing outside waterstones the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I'm curious, mainly wimmins of the 20 something posher variety?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Actually, I think there were as many young men!
He seems like a decent bloke to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# It's his job to make folks laugh and/or act
he manages both, I've seen the stand-up vids and films.

So, y'know, good for him.

I'm totally clueless as to why so many folks and the media generally seems to have the knives out, but I do strongly suspect it's a similar story to George Michael, he's not what folks think is good lookin, gym fit or classic REAL MAN™ and yet he's getting laid lots and, like, y'know, not being ashamed or apologetic about enjoying it.

The bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I saw a couple of hundred waiting to meet danny dyer the other day
GEEEEZZZAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I bet de woz all fackin cants!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# were they queuing to meet him or punch him in the face?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# He has sex with wimmins and they like it yet looks goth,
wodda cnut!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)