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# Yet you rather fancy Tim Minchin.
It's because he's antipodean, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I quite like Russell Brand
he can be annoying - be can be funny - just don't like back-combed hair (just look at it in the back of the shot - it's all fuzzy and there's probably spiders in it). Tim Minchin I don't know beyond his pope song and a friend banging on that I should like him which only succeeded in making me avoid him.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Oh, he's quite witty.
Sometimes he undermines science a bit with overly offensive and under-educated oversimplified anti-religion rants, but on the whole he is very amusing, so long as you are not exposed to the hype first.

His discrimination song is very good and should strike a chord with you, in particular.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-JIjEsLkDA&Gingers=smelly.

None of his stuff (Pope song aside) is laugh-a-minute stuff, but it is often wry and witty.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# ginger gags don't strike a chord
they make my back stiffen and my lips purse

I don't mean people shouldn't make them - considering the sites I run that would be stupendous hypocrisy - just that I don't enjoy them.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# It's not really a gag is it?
He is making a valid point about the hypocrisy of selected prejudice.

The audience is all on the edge of their seat thinking 'he isn't going to dare say "nigger" is he? That would be terrible, judging people just on a genetic feature!' then he pulls the anagram out of the bag and suddenly it is all fine, because it is okay to laugh at gingers who have a different genetic feature, so fuck 'em.

I think it has a strong Alf Garnett feel to it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Because apparently everyone in the UK feels terrified that they will be called racist/prejudiced if they criticise anyone with an ethnic background or differing sexual orientation..
People with red hair are an easy target - and hey! They don't get offended and there isn't a law to stop them, right? Thank god that "gingers" are there - People can continue to be openly prejudiced 'in a comical way' without the fear of breaking a law!

I find it utterly tiresome and lacking in originality, humour and wit. And I have black hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Are you aggressively agreeing with me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# FUCK YEH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# equating ginger jokes to racism is overstretching it
I've seen racism. Racism is me and a black colleague walking into a reception of a business and the secretary is all flustered because she assumes he's some dodgy character and then realises he's with me and smiles.

Whereas I've had some piss taking over the colour of my hair but it hasn't stopped me getting work. There's no anti-ginger barrier in society stopping me succeeding.

But yeah - I don't like ginger gags, they make me anxious. But I also don't want to moan about them and say they're wrong because a. I'd have to stop joking about tramps (or whoever I'm giggling about this week, recently it was 40 year old suede fans) and b. Moaning about them puts you into a victim role which makes me go yuck, how pathetic when I see other red-hair people do it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Shit,
I'll be a 40 year old Suede fan in a few years ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I saw Brett Anderson the other day.
And strangely, he looks better now than he did in his 20s. Which is nothing short of miraculous, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# For me, it's one of them 'jokes' you make like Emos, gay or Goth jokes
stuff you don't really believe in you just do 'cos it's like a male bonding thing, 'piss trough humour', the sorta stuff guys come out with to be pally with strangers and seem friendly yet DNG when pissing together or ordering at the bar and possibly so close you're touching.

I mean it's either that, football, cars or wimmins but for us nerds who don't know about such things gingers will have to do.

Course you do always get the occasional pugilistic chavvy moron testosterone brained fuckwit who actually believes 'they' must die, but with luck they'll be behind bars by the time they hit their mid twenties.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# That doesn't excuse it.
With your close friends you can say what you like, but casual prejudice is the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# If it wasn't for ginger gags
there would be no vaguely acceptable form of prejudice left. Despite the fact they are offensive and not funny i feel obliged to keep making them whilst i still can. even better than ginger gags its still acceptable to eat another creature's flesh, and it's fucking delicious. I love relative morality, it means you can carry on doing really horrible things and most people still don't think you're a cunt - cherish your ginger gags whilst you still can.
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I just do not like to make strangers
sad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Brand's stand-up is/was quite good
His hair is annoying and overexposure always turns people off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Having no television
I have no idea what he does these days.

Last I saw of him was St Trinian's, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
Another person who doesn't watch TV and has survived.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# But doesnt feign away from telling people all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# TBH i know fuck all about him either really
i just like judging books by their covers, and he looks like a total cunt
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I can do nothing but applaud this outlook.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)