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# I know where the bastard sleeps!
So many terrible moments in that film, really should have been a Hammer flick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# All of it from Reeves and Ryder.
Neither can act, let alone do accents.
However: Hopkins as Van Helsing? HELL YEAH! :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I thought he was as bad the the rest of them :D
it's only Oldman that stops it coming across as an amateur dramatics production ;)

Hopkins in Wolfman is much better for ott horror(imho)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Wolfman was dull.
The only bit I found entertaining was the rampage through the streets of the capital, which was almost a Victorian shot-for-shot remake of "American Werewolf in London" :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I remember Reeves's opening line
'How far to the castle?' in a terrible attempt at an English accent.
I spat my popcorn out!
I couldn't understand a word Oldman said. Not one.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# De chilren o'de ny. Whaswee moosy dey mek..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Proper officelols
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)