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[challenge entry] I'm not really very good at satire

Edit: Added more shit

From the Spending Cuts challenge. See all 139 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# and that breifcase isn't very good at holding shite.
woot etc...
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha!
Satire is at its very, very best when it's wilfully grotesque and unsubtle.
Shit, piss, snot, vomit, spunk and fanny batter can only enrich the mixture.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# And highly erotic too.
Or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:35, archived)
# It's not just you.
*coughs up something genuinely disturbing* Quick, before anyone else snaps you up - will you marry me? *sneezes something only recently discovered two kilometres below sea level*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Anyone for pancakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Sure, if we can have shit, piss, snot, vomit, spunk and fanny batter on 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:53, archived)
# More Gorden Brown stood in exactly the same pose?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# It's all the same with a different tie
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Royals will feel the cuts too.....

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Maybe not.
b3ta.com/board/10229988
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# plus they've always got the coastline they can "fall back on"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:50, archived)
# plus they ought to be coated with pitch, ignited, pushed off the white cliffs of sodding Dover and filmed to provide the "idents" for all future BBC1 programmes.
Better than a circle of swimming hippos any day of the bleedin' week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# haha...
*nicks idea
*sends to BBC
*awaits contract
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:12, archived)
# all in it together eh?
if only he really was in the shit like the rest of us
b3ta.com/board/10227160
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# I have to admit that if I was going to get two frontmen to announce this cavalcade of shit it wouldn't be these two.
Being lectured to by the extremely rich about cost cutting is a bit hard to take.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 7:29, archived)
# Quality....
... shoe / trouser shittage - have a [click].
(minimalist ..., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)