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# Pink Was a Bad Decision...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# TED DANSON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# hahahahaa
his part in saving private ryan was soooo fucking small, like, totally.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# To be fair, his role of Private Ryan was meant to be a small one.
Private Ryan might be the titular character but the actual story is more about the rescue.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
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what was his role in private ryan? i don't even remember
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# He was Private Ryan.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# lol, never mind gronkpan's lies!
he was a leader of a squad that tom hanks's squad met up with, he's on screen for about a minute in total.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
# He was like Eddie Murphy in that film
He played three characters. He was also the fat grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# he played one of the ss soldiers really well
got the accent spot on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# That scene where all the Ted Danson characters were farting around the dinner table was completely unneccesary
and to be honest it kind of ruined the whole film for me. Really took me out of the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# he can hear animals speak too
but that's a different film, much more deep and emotional and shit.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# They're not lies if you're a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Ted Danson probably would have won an oscar if it wasn't for his grossly insensitive portrayal of the fat grandma (who for some reason wore a colostomy bag like a purse).
The writers copped a bit of flack for that part too.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# That's private.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# He should go somewhere where the public toilets are open if he needs a wee so badly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Yellow shirt. pink tie
hmmmmmm Well, I think we ALL know what THAT means......
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# Ted Danson has a grey handkerchief in his back pocket
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# It's a secret signal
to other people called Ted Danson.
It means, "I am a Ted Danson. I am interested in meeting other Ted Dansons".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It is difficult for Ted Danson to openly seek other Teds due to the social stigma attached to being Ted Danson.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Luckily he's developed Ted-dar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# And his own coded language, Tedari
?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# It's a variation of the hobo code
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_sign#Hobo_code
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# "An ethical code was created by Tourist Union #63 during its 1889 National Hobo Convention in St. Louis Missouri."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Did he wash it with a black t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Timmy Mallett picks his clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)