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# I know the answers to all of your questions.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)
# looks like science to me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)
# That is a statement.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Oh yeah, smartypants?
So what's the next lottery results?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
# A series of numbers.
(Ha ha...you said 'smartypants'!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Damn, so that's why I never won
I've been using random letters and symbols.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Try this:
Use numbers from 0-9, and you will win (odds are: 1/1,000,000,000,000)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Are those Star Wars odds or real-world odds?
Either way, I like those odds!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# (Is that a trick question?) There is no real world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Yes there is.
The Matrix was just a film.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# The Matrix is really a sub-matrix of a nano-matrix that doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# But what is the difference between a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:00, archived)
# That.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Surely:
A trilobite of the Middle-Cambrian Age?


/D.Q.P.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)
# One year later.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
# One of its legs is both the same
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
# \o/
Puffin Joke Book FTMFW!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# 0/10
See me afterward to be tweaked.

Yes, isn't life tragic???

/Rowan Atkinson Live In Belfast blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# My only question is ?
*pulls the string*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:03, archived)
# *electric shock*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# There's no interphase conduit running from the nurdle to the pygranator
How does it slurph?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Turn left at wire (B) and jux the flipnodes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)
# *impressed face*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
# How do women work?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
# With malice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I call it Revenge, it sits on my shoulder reminding me there will come a day!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Be brave, my son.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)
# To whom are you referring as son?
/Female blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# (it)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# My revenge monster is female ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Inside the flaps are two tiny peni.
Check it out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Ewww *brushes off monster into bin*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Your answers simply lead to more questions. Are you aware of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# All the more reason to study my blueprint.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# In the kitchen*, and not hard enough.
* where they belong

/Alf Garnett blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)
# No Magnets! I call Shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# This is not your Father's drawn up plans...
...this is technology in it's highest form.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)
# But every science has Magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Not every.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Then it be Wytchcrafte! Call the Wytch-finder General!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Burn the witch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)
# MY HOOKS ARE FLAILING WILDLY
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I particularly like the Vag tickling hand at the top.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)
# You failed in Science at school I'll bet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# You can do science at school?
Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Yes. Limited...but yes.
It's 'sad science' really.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Is Vag Tickling not a science?
That's all I learnt at school behind the bike-shed and you mum says that I am very good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)
# It is not a science...it's a hobby.
And she said I was better than you... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)