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# I wonder if it would arouse me as much as it did when I was 12
also, found this on wikipedia:
In 1980, Peter Cook starred alongside a host of celebrities in the LWT special 'Peter Cook & Co.'. The show included many sketches including a Tales of the Unexpected spoof titled 'Tales Of The Much As We Expected', which involved Cook as Roald Dahl explaining why he dropped the 'n' in Ronald, the sketch ends with the fireplace spreading over the room.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Haha
Much love for Peter Cook here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:15, archived)
# I still love that story of him going into libraries and tearing out the last pages in books
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I've heard of people doing that
but I didn't know it was anything to do with him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Joe Orton used to edit library books by pasting in obscenities.
caught and court
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Yeah - it's funny when he does it,
a criminal offence when I do.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Well aside from (onstage) cajoling Dudley into doing a comedy bit about Dud's dad dying from cancer
It was certainly one of his greatest dick moves.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:25, archived)
# wow
I hadn't heard about that.
He really was a bastard of the highest order.
But a brilliant one.
edit: Did Dud do dad's dying drollery?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:29, archived)
# I hope you're aware of Derek and Clive's "Come Again".
So good it's been in my sig for about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Not sure if I've heard that one
I remember as a 5 year old kid my brother and I found dad's derek and clive record. They were halfway through their "you fucking cunt" routine when my mum found us.

I like to think it shaped me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Sounds like the one.
I remember being crippled with laughter at the 'cancer' stuff while my dad was undergoing punishing chemotherapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Mornin' guv...
*yawns*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Mornin' Prof.
Just signed up to Purplestock

( www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22959 , you all know you want to)

and offered my services as a creepy Master of Ceremonies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Good man yourself
Ha, the drummer's trying to convince me that I should be the MC... I think not...

Was thinking about tapping up When, if he's coming... haven't really decided yet. I'll keep you posted :)

Anyways... y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Dr When and his horde of ropey degenerate crap burlesque performers would be only too happy to show up, I'd've thought.
I'd be more alreet if it wasn't 2 in the sodding morning and I didn't have to go to work on Tuesday, but hey ho.
Luvly to see ya, but I think I'm gunna hafta log off pretty soon and go to sodding bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:55, archived)
# I'm already in bed... no sign of any sleep though O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Would every episode of Dr Who ever made help at all?
www.crossingthewhoniverse.com/index.html

(quite like The Talons of Weng Chiang meself)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)