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# what is a screwdriver
withough a selection of screws (120 pcs £2.50 from Screwfix)?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:43, archived)
# If all you've got is a hammer
everything looks like a nail.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:45, archived)
# some screws
are supposed to be hammered in a bit first.
so an old carpenter tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:50, archived)
# HAMMERSCREWS!
OH YEAH!

for the man whose only DIY tool is a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I like to hammer a small nail in a little first
like fingering a lady's damp lovecave to loosen her up. That's DIY the lezzers can understand.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:12, archived)