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# SECRET LIVES, FORBIDDEN PASSIONS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Question.
I've just bought a screwdriver set, does that make me a lesbian?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Only if you use it left-handed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:39, archived)
# That's all right then.
Screwdriver in right hand, puppy in left. (They don't wriggle about as much that way.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:46, archived)
# If you need to ask, the answer is yes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:42, archived)
# hahaha
misty watercoloured memories, of the way we were.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:41, archived)
# what is a screwdriver
withough a selection of screws (120 pcs £2.50 from Screwfix)?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:43, archived)
# If all you've got is a hammer
everything looks like a nail.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:45, archived)
# some screws
are supposed to be hammered in a bit first.
so an old carpenter tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:50, archived)
# HAMMERSCREWS!
OH YEAH!

for the man whose only DIY tool is a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I like to hammer a small nail in a little first
like fingering a lady's damp lovecave to loosen her up. That's DIY the lezzers can understand.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I really like these.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:17, archived)