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# Angry cloud is angry.
Facing what is likely to be the toughest house inspection yet - I reckon they'll be itching for a chance to kick us out, which you can do for the slightest mark on the walls, in theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 7:59, archived)
# Distract them

By baking an apple pie. Or having eastern european models walk around the place in angel suits.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:07, archived)
# ^that^ (Well, the baking one)
The smell of baking bread triggers a comforting and 'cosy' response in most people, so crack out the yeast fella.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I know a woman
with a yeast infection, she could lend you some.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# o_0
ummm no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I would do, but they're out for blood.
They threatened to take us to tribunal if we don't don't do repairs for something that wasn't our fault. Turns out we'll most likely win at the tribunal and then they've got some problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# NO SAX IN COURT

Er, good luck, Colonel Boris!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Cheers!
Luckily, it's one where you represent yourself and I've managed to get some help as well as some of my own digging into law...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)