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EDIT: Remiss of me, I forgot to point to SOURCE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 7:50, archived)
# It's raining cats and frogs

Good morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 7:58, archived)
# Hallo!
Evening here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:00, archived)
# How confusing
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Here too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:29, archived)
# And here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Angry cloud is angry.
Facing what is likely to be the toughest house inspection yet - I reckon they'll be itching for a chance to kick us out, which you can do for the slightest mark on the walls, in theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 7:59, archived)
# Distract them

By baking an apple pie. Or having eastern european models walk around the place in angel suits.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:07, archived)
# ^that^ (Well, the baking one)
The smell of baking bread triggers a comforting and 'cosy' response in most people, so crack out the yeast fella.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I know a woman
with a yeast infection, she could lend you some.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# o_0
ummm no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I would do, but they're out for blood.
They threatened to take us to tribunal if we don't don't do repairs for something that wasn't our fault. Turns out we'll most likely win at the tribunal and then they've got some problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# NO SAX IN COURT

Er, good luck, Colonel Boris!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Cheers!
Luckily, it's one where you represent yourself and I've managed to get some help as well as some of my own digging into law...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# RAWR
Angry cloud is gonna fuck you up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:31, archived)
# gloomy cloud is gloomy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Stunning photography there. I wish I could take photos half as good as that lot.
Angry cloud looks like he's puking after a Friday Night pub session!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 9:33, archived)
# kinda reminds me of that video where the guy shoves a glass jar up his arse
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# One man, one cup?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# dunno, the jar breaks and he furously tries to remove the broken glass as he bleeds profusely.
bad shit man.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Should have used a Pyrex one
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# I have 2 questions
1, why did he shove a glass up his arse?
2, why did he film it?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Science homework
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# You've obviously never been on the internet before.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I have seen things on the internet that should not ever be seen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# You cannot unsee whats been seen!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 cup, mankey rapes frog
a midget with his entire head inside a woman, the spankwire video and many more that I wish I hadn't watched
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Things involving car batteries!
Why Why Why Why would you do that!!!!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Haha, another man that didn't think things through in his sex craze.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# This is
not racist enough!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ffs
you and LS18 down there should form a club.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# not my views
personally I can't stand racism

but I do like the idea of being in a club/gang
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I love a good Bargain Bucket
Does that make me racist?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# it would seem that way
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I don't like blacks
does that make me racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# RACIST !!!
www.last.fm/music/Morningstar++Tc/remixs/Snap+-+I+got+the+power+Nick+Griffin+remix

One of my better remixs that BNP members don't seem to like
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I'm just differently opinioned! Don't discriminate!
Your musical compatibility with Paul_Powers is Unknown (0%)

We're recharging the taste-o-meter's batteries. Check back soon for your compatibility score!

YOU BROKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# and at least your not black
it was already broken my link just exposed its brokenness
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# My not black? WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# what did who do?
if you mean Nick it's just always fun to poke an angry bear
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I blame the cleaners
One them must have pulled the plug out with hennry the hoover.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# That sounds like it was played at +4 on my old decks
Still a belter though, errrrh apart from the woggle eyed bits.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# as long as you ignore the beefed up bass, extended loops increased pitch, extra samples and the woggle eyed racist
then yeah it does :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Keep up the good work.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# 300+ people watched the video in 3 days
that's more people then bought the single from the irish girl out of girls aloud :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# She's a Racist too
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I didn't watch it
but I saw Nadine's video. Does that count?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Yes you are now tard with the same anti chocolate brush!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# no it doesn't dammit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLCkgHlv0s
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Equality has been restored.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I retract my statement....
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:20, archived)
# pffff!
incidentally, i'm selling a few of my paintings on ebay today. anyone wanna see?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Is there any Jungle tits on show?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# post a link then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# POST IT ON LINKS YOU CUNT
just kidding, I like the dig for victory
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# GUINNESS!
They are all pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# my goodness.
cheers for the compliment.

what would make good commercial sense to paint this christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Sprouts.
Or Buzz Lightyear (eating sprouts)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# well, i have a cabbage...
thats like a megasprout.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Blasphemy!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Black Snowmen
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# with chicken
ok I have to know what's with the chicken thing, is it a joke I don't get because the only people I ever see in KFC are white and fat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Hahaha, fat white people dance funny
apparently.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Censor this kind of thing
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I'M A HAIL-PELTIN, LIGHTNING FIRING, TORNADO LAYING, SUPER CELL, MUTHA HUFFA!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I AIN'T RAININ ON NO PLAINS, FOO!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Needs more racism.
Ning

/hungover
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)