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[challenge entry] Quick and dirty!

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(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Infinite monkeys are singular!
But I like primates, and Shakespeare's still a man of note, so have a click..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Was going to 'shop lots of primates with typewriters but couldn't be arsed.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Infinite monkeys are infinite.
I really don't blame you - such an undertaking is folly..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:15, archived)
# bastard never did pay me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:11, archived)
# I bet I know which pound of flesh you'll be wanting then.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:15, archived)
# if it's a pound, i'll be happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I was just thinking that.
Now I have to get out the scale.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:17, archived)
# i'm guessing
7 and a half ounces
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:20, archived)
# That's a huge spleen!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:26, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:28, archived)
# No spilling of blood, or the contract's null and void..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:24, archived)
# thank you, shylock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Half-price impossible bargains. Offer ends Dec 1st...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Gonna need more typewriter ribbons . . . and a few more gibbons !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Happy belated birthday, sir.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Thanks Captain Howdy !
pushin' On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:16, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:18, archived)
# happy not-quite-birthday-any-more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Danka Smash . . . on to the next one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:17, archived)
# And just to rub it in
the cruel bastard even has a laptop on the table he's put his feet up on.
Poor chimp :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:17, archived)
# The chimp'll fix him in the end !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Needs more croissant and orange juice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Weevil-infested bread & mead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Thee fullsome smugness
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Ah, childhood memory
"I don't think these guys are ever going to...hang on, I think we got something here...to be or not to be, that is the...gazornanplat." - Bob Newhart
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:58, archived)