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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:08,
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Infinite monkeys are singular!
But I like primates, and Shakespeare's still a man of note, so have a click..
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:10,
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Was going to 'shop lots of primates with typewriters but couldn't be arsed.
;)
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:13,
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Infinite monkeys are infinite.
I really don't blame you - such an undertaking is folly..
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:15,
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bastard never did pay me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:11,
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I bet I know which pound of flesh you'll be wanting then.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:15,
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if it's a pound, i'll be happy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:16,
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I was just thinking that.
Now I have to get out the scale.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:17,
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i'm guessing
7 and a half ounces
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:20,
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That's a huge spleen!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:26,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:28,
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No spilling of blood, or the contract's null and void..
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:24,
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thank you, shylock
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:26,
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Half-price impossible bargains. Offer ends Dec 1st...
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:39,
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Gonna need more typewriter ribbons . . . and a few more gibbons !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:12,
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Happy belated birthday, sir.
\o/
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:13,
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Thanks Captain Howdy !
pushin' On !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:16,
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*salutes*
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:18,
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happy not-quite-birthday-any-more
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:16,
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Danka Smash . . . on to the next one !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:17,
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And just to rub it in
the cruel bastard even has a laptop on the table he's put his feet up on.
Poor chimp :(
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:17,
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The chimp'll fix him in the end !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:18,
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Needs more croissant and orange juice
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:13,
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Weevil-infested bread & mead.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:16,
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Thee fullsome smugness
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:18,
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Ah, childhood memory
"I don't think these guys are ever going to...hang on, I think we got something here...to be or not to be, that is the...gazornanplat." - Bob Newhart
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:58,
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