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# A man walks into a bar...


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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# A man walks into a bar...
...and asks for a 'double entendre' so the barlady says "What, Eric?"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
#

* Thread deleter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Who's been deleting?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# :)
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# an Englishman,
a Welshman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Horse, a Penguin, 16 Nuns, a Ghost, a Robot, a Vicar, a Nurse, a Dog with a Parrot and Stevie Wonder all walk into a pub

and the barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Nope. Just a b3ta bash.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# and they all went home saftly on the

B3ta Meme Bus
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Alright
THE WHOLE OF FINLAND walks into a bar ...

/Bill Bailey
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Two gay men walk into a bar
They had a great evening, and returned home a little drunk, because it was one of their birthdays and they were celebrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# One of my mates told me that joke a few days ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# There was a Jew, a Pakistani and a Black man in a nightclub
what a wonderful example of an integrated society

/Bernard Righton
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Two lesbians in a bar
They had a lovely evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# My mother-in-law!
Tight?
no she's not. She's a very generous woman. In fact she's helping us with our mortgage.

My wife is so fat
she stays at home all day crying.
She hates herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Lucky no one was killed or it would have been...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# oh god
I stopped myself from shopping that yesterday!

I should have stopped sooner though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# sponsered by Pritt Stick
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# it had me laughing then and it's got me laughing now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Three potatoes sitting a sack..
.. the first one says "I didn't know you voted Tory".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I don't get that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# White horse walks into a pub
and the barman says, "What can I get you?"
The white horse thinks for a bit then says, "I don't really know, can you recommend anything?"
"I'll tell you what - we've got a drink named after you..."
"Actually," interrupts the white horse, "I've decided - I'll have a vodka and tonic, no ice."
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:34, archived)