We can offer you fantastic investment opportunitiesFor example, for a small administrative fee to cover bribes and lawyers you can get 10% of Prince HappyToast's fortune, smuggled out of B3taland and currently sitting in the form of a stack of pennies in a warehouse in Croydon.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:47,
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Seen it, pinched it, spent it.And the same goes for the thruppence you think you've got hidden in that mouldy potato
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Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:49,
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Not the Spud Fund!Daaaaamn you to Hades! I was going to use that to take over Licksten Lichsteinst France!
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Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:51,
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You could have used it for IrelandThruppence would probably get you that these days
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Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:54,
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and you know their love for potatoesmouldy or otherwise.
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:30,
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I'll send you a photgraph of 50 pence
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:54,
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