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# Science ain't all fun.


I've had 16 hours sleep since Thursday morning because of science and now I'm home, I can't sleep...
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# If you were a real scientist
you'd have built a time-machine that would enable you to go back to Tuesday and catch up on that missing sleep.

Have you done that?

Have you?

Hmmmm?

Well, then.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ah, that would be physics.
I'm a chemistry sort.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ah.
In that case, you're stuffed.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I dunno...
I managed to get through all three series of Monkey Dust...

(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
I was trying to explain that programme to someone on Friday - specifically, the "Lahndahn/ Essex" thing.

I failed.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# But I never done it. I only said I done it so's they'd take the rat out of my anus...
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
# For your present, I will decompose your age into it's prime factors.
2, 3, and 5.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
#
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:58, archived)