Science ain't all fun.

I've had 16 hours sleep since Thursday morning because of science and now I'm home, I can't sleep...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:38,
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If you were a real scientist
you'd have built a time-machine that would enable you to go back to Tuesday and catch up on that missing sleep.
Have you done that?
Have you?
Hmmmm?
Well, then.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41,
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Ah, that would be physics.
I'm a chemistry sort.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41,
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Ah.
In that case, you're stuffed.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:56,
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I dunno...
I managed to get through all three series of Monkey Dust...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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Hurrah!
I was trying to explain that programme to someone on Friday - specifically, the "Lahndahn/ Essex" thing.
I failed.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:05,
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But I never done it. I only said I done it so's they'd take the rat out of my anus...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:13,
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For your present, I will decompose your age into it's prime factors.
2, 3, and 5.
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:24,
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Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:58,
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