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# I don't know about you
but it'd put me right off my stroke

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Needs more Vince Cable
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# *checks ceiling*
You scared me then! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# no-one expects the minister for masturbation
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:37, archived)
# *stops mid-wank*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# told you
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Another politician talking bollocks!!
How refreshing!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Leave porn alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# *stops*
*looks up*
*smiles knowingly and winks*
*carries on*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# haha ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# bugger
i've got to stop now, my auntie just turned up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# It's ok I've got her covered ...........oh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:32, archived)
# *stuffs square with sheetrock and spackle*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:19, archived)
# I haven't heard that said since my days of watching This Old House back to back in the 90s
I really thought Bob Vila deserved a smack in the teeth, he was such a cock. However Norm Abram was a fine man to watch indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# That's why everybody yelled NORM . . . when he came on the set !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)
# fuck him
I'm having a wank anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# ^This
Hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# /adds sample to biometric scanner.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# But...I don't have plasterboard ceilings.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# You'll have to opt in to plasterboard ceilings
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
# I'm going to keep going
But I'm not going to enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Did he also watch when time fell wanking to the floor?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Nothing phases me, man/ma'am.
Nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:26, archived)