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# Merry Christmas b3ta
Have this festive pea-poasted pork and caramelised chestnut stuffing.

(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Lucky for you it's still funny and clickable
otherwise you'd get loads of flames about peas in new threads and stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Genius..
:)
(pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
#
nzàijingshénmepìhuà (simplified Chinese: 你在讲什么屁话; traditional Chinese: 你在講什麽屁話) = What shit/the fuck are you talking
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
#
hulkhogan911.tumblr.com/
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
# This year we haz a awesome Turducken!!
Turkey stuffed with Duck stuffed with Chicken with pork stuffing between each!

Also I got SO MUCH AWESOME!!:



That red thing is a FUCKING OVAL TOUCHSCREEN PHONE meant for girlies but fuggit I wanted one for my spare phone because it is just SO AWESOME!!!

AWESOME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# blimey !
you spoilt b3stard
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Check it out!
www.tinydeal.com/26-touch-red-oval-shaped-att-tmobile-vodafone-unlocked-bar-mobile-cell-phone-bluetooth-answer-machine-gsensor-p01x50-p-4319.html

It is SO COOL! I have never seen anything like it! You make a circle to unlock it and you can use the G-sensor to move a ball over icons to select them, WEIRD but cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# That is pretty sexy.
Would go nicely in pocket instead of a square phone.

And if it vibrates...well that explains its shape for a girly phone...

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)
# It does vibrate
and has a G spot...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 15:49, archived)
# What Goa'uld wizardry is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Socks and briefs
this year is sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Well...
it IS traditional!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Dude, I just looked up one of those hex bug nanos
I really wish I'd thought of that when buying presents! Ah well, next year!
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 25 Dec 2010, 14:33, archived)
# got my daughter one!
well me really!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 25 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# That was a complete surprise
never asked for it, never seen one before, not tried it yet, still playing with gurlie phone, got the DJ Lamps set up tho, and finished clearing up after the obligatory HUGE meal only half of which we could eat, and put other various presents on charge to try later, watching Shrek while sampling the Glen Meringuey now!

Funny, don't taste like Meringue... *hic*

*EDIT* HEXABUG NANOS ARE AWESOME!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
#
bàojúhu (爆菊花) = explode the chrysanthemum (anus), i.e., insert the penis into the anus
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
#
恒星爆炸的棕色
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 14:20, archived)
# This is the best joke about ready meals i've seen today
It's also generally brilliant.

x
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)