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# Fuck that cow?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I thought you'd never ask
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I sent you proper invites and
everything.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)
# We've been through this before
I'm not coming over until you get rid of that creepy flatmate. He keeps busting into the toilet and taking photos of me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# No need to worry,
the restraining order came into effect on Tuesday. He won't be bothering you again.

I've locked him in the cellar, just for good measure. Needed a fuck-load of gaffer tape, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# At least take some of those framed toiled pictures off the wall as well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *sulks*
Oh, alright then.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I'd also appreciate it if you'd stop facebook tagging me on random gay porn photos
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Am I allowed no fun anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:32, archived)
# You can still smoke meth if you want
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Lawd bless you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Does he sign you up
for marketing companies so you get sent all the latest sanitary towels, haemorroid creams, incontinence pads, feminine deoderisers and the like. Used to be a hobby the Mrs had - getting free samples of stuff like that sent to some of the lads from her university course.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# You first.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)
# mmmmmm.....
sloppy bovine seconds....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# The best of all bovine seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Oh yes...
Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# lol
Yeah sadly I don't need to read that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Pretty grim stuff, I know.
That pink paste gives me the right royal fear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I always find it amusing that people are horrified at what people eat in, say, Asia
when they shovel that crap down their cake holes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Very true!
At least with, let's say, some Bangkok street food, one can identify the component elements of what you're about to eat.

And, on occasion, both after as well as before you've consumed it..... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# When it's coming out of both ends.
God, I'm bored. I should go to bed. Fucking failing hard disk.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:56, archived)
# You can get pills for that
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Turn your 2.5 inch sata into a raging 5 inch RAID.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Pwwwooooaaaaaarrrr look at the SECTORS on THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I fist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I want real veterinary
I want Mr. Farnham!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)