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# what's red and sits in a corner crying?
a peeled baby in a bag of salt
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# What does a baby in the microwave smell like?
I don't know - I was too busy masturbating.
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# pfff
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# A friend told that one in a pub.
Nearly a minute of shocked silence before the first laugh.
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha!
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# I know that as an Essex girl joke.
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# What do you call a prostitute from Essex with a runny nose?
Nope, it doesn't make it any funnier?
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