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[challenge entry] I don't think I read the compo brief properly
So here's some nonsense while I think of something decent and/or more appropriate.


From the Make Boring Jobs Interesting challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)

(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# well I for one like it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I for two like it too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# that makes me feel
warm and fuzzy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Prof Doc!
Hope you're well and that.
Do you have a dead body to play with yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# hello loveliness
I don't have my own dead body but there is a room I have access to with loads of bits in it... how's you. Everything's good with the UnderCovers... I have an iMac and Mrs. UnderCover had a wee baby boy in November.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Bloody hell! Congratulations!
You have a lot going on.

So, because Mrs Undercover had a baby, you felt left out and gave birth to an iMac. Seems like a fair deal.

I suppose the "one body each" thing stopped due to budget cuts. I assume you have to take turns with the body bits.

I (and others, I reckon) miss you around these parts but please don't ever forget us!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)
# CONGRATS!
x
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:56, archived)
# *chortle*
very well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I'm eating
oatcakes... with stilton and honey on them. MMmmmmmMMMMmmmm

how's you anyway? Shouldn't you be on your way home by now... have they eased up with the internet vigilance at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice!
I'll pop mine here then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# KING GHIDORAH!
Cunt him in the fuck, zilla!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Why
thank you!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# "IT'S BEHIND YOU"
oh no it isn't
oh yes it is
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Oh I dunno
I reckon having dragons and dinosaurs around would make a boring job a lot more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Granted
but isn't the competition to do with deliberate steps taken to liven things up rather than interesting things happening?

Am I over thinking this?
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I always tend to approach the challenges with a slap-dash outlook
which is why I never win...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Maybe I should alter it to a compo post
Yeah why not!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Perhaps they should sing 'The Camptown Races'?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I was looking for such a refernece
'I get no kick from champagne'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Not very believable.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)