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# q and d
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:14, archived)
# my local free newspaper is ridiculously inflammable
it goes in the bin as soon as it arrives through my letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Do you mean
it catches fire as soon as it arrives through your letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
# that would save time, but no, that's not what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)
# It's not recycled?
*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i had a recycle bin
some fucker stole it. been waiting over a year for a replacement.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Gotta love Liverpool
Considerate theif. Or burnt thus releasing gases....
(JoePesky, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:52, archived)
# technically, it's not liverpool
being half a mile outside the city limits. somehow, this just makes it worse, as if the scumbags feel they've got something to live up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)
# swift backhand and a glare usually sorts out the scum
(JoePesky, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)
# no, that just makes them worse
i've learned thus from watching neighbours. i ignore them, which means i only have to clean the occasional egg off my kitchen window
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)
# or just twat their dad in front of them,
they will back off then haha
(JoePesky, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)
# what would they do
if i fucked their dads in front of them?
just asking, you know, out of interest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:40, archived)
# they would take you on Jeremy Kyle
"She had sex with my dad in front of me"

"They made me do it"
(JoePesky, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)
# they'd never get me on jeremy kyle
unless i was being paid to asassinate him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:02, archived)
# If it wasn't
for all the menus, clothing collection leaflets, estate agent blurbs, ironers, gutter clearers and leaflets asking if I was interested in delivering leaflets; I probably wouldn't need a paper recycling bin at all...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)
# ironers? gutter cleaners?
you're a southerner, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# I am.
And live in a terrace off a busy street, so get the lot. I couldn't afford them if i wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)
# i shouldn't talk
i used to have a cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Can you not put a sign on your mailbox?
We have laws over here that mean people can't jam your mailbox full of things you don't want.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)
# not without some little bastard stealing it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)
# and that's just the postman
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:46, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Hah!
was the sound that emanated from my fizzog, which somewhat perturbed my girlfriend who's sat quietly behind me writing an essay on the arctic.
This is great, prog yodelling at its best!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)
# i crack up everytime i hear it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)
# I bloody love it.
quality tunage with added mentalist.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:01, archived)
# does she have
a cold bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:07, archived)
# As much as everyone seemed to hate phantom menace
you gotta admit - darth maul was pretty damn ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Not as much if you are brazilian
He looks like a Flamengo fanboy.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Shouldn't have been killed off so quick though.
I'd have liked to have seen him in all 3 prequels. And Dooku was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:16, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)
# hahahahaha top stuff
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:47, archived)