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# BOARD EVENT !
It's been too fecking long since we had one of these. Gird your loins folks. In 15 minutes time we will have a board event.

This means that you will have up to 20 minutes to cobble together a costume relating to the topic that I will announce. then you take a picture and post it in the thread that I will create.

Rules of the game:

1. Only use stuff that is on your desk or within arm's reach.
2. erm
3. Profit - ooh yes. Winner will receive 1 x new shiny brand new single CD of their choice.

Remember, the topic will be announced in 15 minutes time.

I have a topic in my head but if anyone sends me a message with something better, I will go with that.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)
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(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)
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(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:28, archived)
# bless you for trying to make this place what it was :)
*empties wardrobe, kitchen drawers and shed on to desk*
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Considering the first two replies
Am i on a losing streak here?
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)
# I read steak!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Get food!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)
# yes
I knew I was missing something!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I was only messing with Wobbly...
Nothing meant to you at all!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Get sewing!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
# But.... but
The snooker final is on!

*realises he has TiVo*

Result!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Hahaha that's the spirit, Mr Toast!
Gather ye paraphenalia while ye can.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
# i can't make much of a costume
out of a hairbrush, a coaster, a bottle of perfume and half a packet of xxx mints with chilli in them
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)
# orange juice, pen, little plastic bag and some skins
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I could make a bong!


/McGuiver
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# or an impromptu breathing apparatus
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)
# A stainless steel brush, a usb hard drive, a steel rule, a pocket knife, tweezers.
The best I can do is cobble a Hitler together.

(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)
# psst
The notice period gives you time to gather a few articles and put them on your desk and claim they were there all along.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# but i can't!
i'm getting whiplash from turning my head every few seconds to watch the snooker final
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)
# pffff!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# But I'm a purist!
I do have a c-clamp. OH, there's a bag of oranges within reach! I have an idea.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# i am positively agog
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)
# I'm afraid of change! :)
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)
# but i've already bought you a bra!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I'm a smashing blouse man myself
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)
# it suits you, your ma'aaaaam
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Hehehehehe
It's how is should be, Prod.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I fear the results on my part.
Although luckily I have a pipe to hand.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)