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# funnily enough
that's how my mate's dad died
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# funnily enough not - not enough funnel
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:07, archived)
# funnel be damned
don't try eating a sausage dinner when you're pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# pfft
sausage dinner
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# imagine having that on your death certificate
you'd die of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I want mine to say "Death due to Misadventure"
So that people will think my sex life was more interesting than it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# i want mine to say
"death due to zombie attack"
then i can reanimate and bite the coroner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# "Held back the zombies single-handed for 72 hours"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# hell, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I might have gone this way
I choked on a sausage* in a restaurant but managed to cough it up


*sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# just as well, really
mate's dad tore his throat to bits with a plastic chippy fork, trying to get the sausage out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)