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# I have invented 100% work-safe pornography for you all to enjoy. Brace yourselves.

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(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# there's only one problem
this is about as horn-inducing as a breezeblock with cold custard skin on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# phwoaaar!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# you'd crack one off to a picture of chicken soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Not right now - too soon
Give me about five minutes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# take your time
i'm going for a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)
# If that's not a hint I don't know what is!
You left the front door unlocked as well smash? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)
# if i did, it was a waste of time
all squeaky clean and pyjama'd up now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Well you ruined what I said right there.
Brilliant timing as always there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:06, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)
# She can't answer, she's gone and already tied herself to the bed again,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:04, archived)
# sweet doodle fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)
# you blasted my bollocks clean off
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Brian the mutant seagull with a willy for nose?
Seen it, 2 stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)