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# ok, I give in, I have to ask
What does he actually mean by 'smash'
Has he confused sex with a woman with putting his penis into a bottle and hitting it with a hammer?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# first time i heard it was by some little obnoxious scouser bloke on some T4 programme about 2 years ago
not a fan of the term myself but hey-ho
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# I think it's rhyming slang
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# i think he meant 'have sex with' from the context
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I got that much, just can't make the connection between sex and smashing something
I'm obviously doing it wrong
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)
# i didn't have you down as a tender and compassionate lover
i figured you for a brutal rapist
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)
#
figured you for fantasised about you being
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)
# i imagine they mean "pound it into her" , or something like that
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)
# ahh, I think I've got it
Smash as in a Smash in tennis, not the normal definition to to shatter or break in to pieces. He obviously uses all of his effort to insert his penis in to a lady (or gentleman) once, violently at which point he comes and its all over.

But then looking at the freakishly hairy chap I could still be right with my first assumption, he does look the hammer murderer sort.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:09, archived)
# all he needs is the Sutcliffe tache
sorted
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Was a new one to me
but obviously common parlance with football morons.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)
# It's all in the subtext...
Ooh darling, you look [hot enough for me to give you a ruddy good] smashing tonight!

Maybe.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:14, archived)