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# More innocent times...
(walrys, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:33, archived)
# hahahahha
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Hehe
needs more andy grey
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)
# ok, I give in, I have to ask
What does he actually mean by "smash"
Has he confused sex with a woman with putting his penis into a bottle and hitting it with a hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# first time i heard it was by some little obnoxious scouser bloke on some T4 programme about 2 years ago
not a fan of the term myself but hey-ho
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# I think it's rhyming slang
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# i think he meant 'have sex with' from the context
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I got that much, just can't make the connection between sex and smashing something
I'm obviously doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)
# i didn't have you down as a tender and compassionate lover
i figured you for a brutal rapist
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)
#
figured you for fantasised about you being
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)
# i imagine they mean "pound it into her" , or something like that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)
# ahh, I think I've got it
Smash as in a Smash in tennis, not the normal definition to to shatter or break in to pieces. He obviously uses all of his effort to insert his penis in to a lady (or gentleman) once, violently at which point he comes and its all over.

But then looking at the freakishly hairy chap I could still be right with my first assumption, he does look the hammer murderer sort.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:09, archived)
# all he needs is the Sutcliffe tache
sorted
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Was a new one to me
but obviously common parlance with football morons.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)
# It's all in the subtext...
Ooh darling, you look [hot enough for me to give you a ruddy good] smashing tonight!

Maybe.
(walrys, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:14, archived)
# leave me out of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:06, archived)
# i can see you changing your name to 'Shatter Monkey' for the next week
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:10, archived)
# nah, i changed my name once already
Bernard just didn't suit me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Bernard, nah i see what you mean
i had you down as more of a Frank
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)
# i always rather liked Dante
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Jeremiah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# bit too biblical for my tastes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)