I question how the heck I ended up in a cave with a cow.
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:34,
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like you have never woken up next to a cow
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:37,
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You ponder your recent history, only to find your mind completely blank.There was nothing before the cave, the cow, and the sign. How queer.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:38,
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I pull the sign from the ground, in case I need a weapon, do a quick search for water, and sit down.I figure if the cow knows a way out, it'll do so within a day.
If it doesn't - I'll take the sign, the cow, and myself on a spot of exploration, looking for water/light/breeze.
If I become hopelessly lost after two days, (and the person who wrote the sign hasn't put in an appearance), I'll kill the cow with the sign, make a fire with the wood, and cook me some beef.
I would fully expect to be dead from dehydration 48hrs after this event..
(If it doesn't - I'll take the sign, the cow, and myself on a spot of exploration, looking for water/light/breeze.
If I become hopelessly lost after two days, (and the person who wrote the sign hasn't put in an appearance), I'll kill the cow with the sign, make a fire with the wood, and cook me some beef.
I would fully expect to be dead from dehydration 48hrs after this event..
Captain Howdy,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:12,
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do you remember around about 5pm you said "I'm going to invent a new cocktail"it kind of went a bit crazy after that
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:42,
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