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# Stupid work firewall has blocked this
describe it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:03, archived)
# it is midnight in a dark forest...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Sidestep left..
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Examine trees
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I do not know 'examine'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# sell all the trees
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# You have casued a revolt amongst the voters of Middle England
Do you want to...
a)kill them all
b)do a U-Turn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# c) do a U turn to distract them from the deregulation of the banking sector
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# imagine a door, you're approaching it at a walking pace
suddely the door opens, you look into the eyes of a mad man weilding an axe, it's your own father... he's naked and riding an emu. The walls of the corridor you're walking fall away to reveal the battle scene on the forest moon of Endor except this time the ewoks aren't winning but being killed on all sides of you, one runs towards you a mask of fear on its face just before a storm trouper steps out and face rapes it to death...

you awake to find you've torn the head off your teddy bear
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# I dreamt last night that I had been fired by Twitter
I was upset and thrilled to be part of a modern trend at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# a girl would probably be able to interpret meaning from this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:11, archived)
# ... and this is my suggestion for next week's compo
"a girl would be able to interpret meaning from this."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# it's just a shame this place is such a sausage fest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# You love it, you slaaaaag!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# camp freddy will be out of bed soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# david bowie doing her from Labyrinth up the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# up the labyrinth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# OK
It's a jpeg, with dimensions 320px × 268px, posted on an irreverant British message board.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:11, archived)
# *bees irreverant*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Sorry, I meant irrelevant...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:14, archived)
# *shakes fist*
bees are very relevant and we will all learn this when they fly back to their home planet...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
# but that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)