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# How I imagine The Daily Mail would use science
to explain what happens when same sex parents spend time with their children...
(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:28, archived)
# he's a rocket man
burning out his kid's brain up there alone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:30, archived)
# The Daily Mail ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's dumb as hell
(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)
# and there's no-one there to raise them
if you did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:56, archived)
# What was this?
www.b3ta.com/board/10347256
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:01, archived)
# naked and nasty wrinkly royals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Arh........
I prefer Jerseys or Charlottes myself...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)
# pfff
well, that's me spent.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Night night....
I'm off for dinner.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)
# That's what is known as a proper head fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Naah
the lasers fire out of his cock when he's fucking heads! :S
(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)
# This is an odd thing to say about Elton John,
but they seem as though they might actually be good parents and a settled, well adjusted couple, for all his madness.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I've edited the title of the post to
make it more obvious it's opinion.

I agree, and think their child will have a good upbringing with it's loving parents. :)
(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:48, archived)
# and a crib made of solid platinum
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:58, archived)
# And lots of help from
au pairs and nannies and servants to make sure Elton doesn't actually have to do any of the downside parenting

not that I'm cynical
(Jazzspasm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:05, archived)
# You do have to be cynical to post here,
but it doesn't help
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Has he got his cock hanging out or is that a foot?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:44, archived)
# that depends
has your cock got toes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# No
but it has an eye that sometimes cries salty tears...
(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# it also wears a sock sometimes, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Only
when I want to stop it's tears making a mess.
(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)
# a wise move
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Wow, the baby somehow seems able to coalesce thermal energy from the surrounding atmosphere through the back of its head,
focus it through its optic nerves and dispense stern, but fair, musical criticism through its eyes!

How much? I want to send Bono one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Why, does Bono have some kind of connection to music?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Several members of his social circle used to.
Five lads from Oxford whose collective name temporarily escapes me, for example.
(note to self: winking emoticon here, or one of those 'tongue out' ones? Ninja edit quickly after piss break, DON'T FORGET, you know what he's like)
*EDIT*
Bah, mof refused to rise to the bait...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:08, archived)
# I find this more amusing, if you remove the coma....
Why indeed........
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)
# NOOOOOO !
If we come out of the coma, we have to hear the sounds again!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)
# It just amazes me how anyone can like them...!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Give it time.
After 30 years, believe me, the amazement recedes into a sort of resigned, muted half-disgust.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:26, archived)
# If you haven't already watched it
I really recommend the 'Bono' episode of South Park: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_Crap
(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)
# haha,
Ta. Fingers crossed I'll stumble across it at some stage. 20 mins of video'd take half a day to buffer with this connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)
# The babies foot, makes it look like he's just popped out of the side of his shorts...
EDIT..... wobbly bloke already said that....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Why aren't you entertaining me /board?
YOUR GAY.


/drunken good evening
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Good evening.
In my day we didn't have to make our own entertainment!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:11, archived)