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# ^ Cats with six tits - FTW!
and what lovely little white bras it is wearing...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# She has twice as many nipples as a normal person then.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ^ Wobbly Bloke
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# WHAT! How dare you!
I know a sleep around a bit, but I'm not a slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# the walls of the public toilets would disagree with that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# You can go off people you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# i wasn't the one writing it, you know!
*hides marker pens*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Ooo get her!
I've got a bit of a guilty soft spot for teh Allen. Her version of The Lady Is A Tramp was a hootenanny classic a couple of years back.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I preferred her rendition

of the Littlest Hobo Theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# That's a great piece of work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Are you Chandler?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# How many nipples does a naked mole rat have?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# 47 except on Sundays.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I had a dream about Lily Allen last night
Me and N'Dubz were going fours up on her when Dappy got sucked into her minge by the strange pressures that exist therein, he was hurled around like a Barbie in a tumble dryer until eventually being spat out into an alternative dimension.

This dimension is now a better place.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# * Subsribes
Please do let me know about your next dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I had a strange dream last night
I was fastening my shoes but instead of feet I had two fish....and I remember thinking they should stay fresh till the next day then I can eat them...hmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I suggest that tonight you dream of
spit roasting Vanessa Feltz with Idi Amin.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# * Sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Would you prefer to be spit roasted by Vanessa Feltz and Idi Amin?
I hear she has an almighty clitoris.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# No Award on this Earth could encompass the
sheer horror...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# i had the usual dream
i won the lottery and did MASSIVE SHOPPING
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# all of teh
WIN!!!!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# * Unsubsribes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)