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# jimmy nail?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:43, archived)
# SHE'S LYING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
# lazy bitch!
tell her to get up and wash the pots
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
# fuck off!
there's only the soup pan and that's soaking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
# there'll be a bowl and a glass soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# You had a glass of soup?
That's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# i'm having the soup in a bowl
the glass is for the vodka, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# yeah
s'posed to be in a cup. or is that poo?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# there's only one of me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:07, archived)
# 1/ have you got a mirror?
2/ and a webcam
3/ ?
4/ profit
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:16, archived)
# i've got a mirror but
i knocked my webcam off when i was pissed and stood on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)
# ouch
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)
# it didn't hurt
i was pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:23, archived)
# it hurt the prospect of
"one girl, one cup"
starring smashed monkey
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# well, yes
but thanks to the IBS, that was always going to be just a pipe dream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:27, archived)
# ibs is a bitch, i know
and seeing as we're on the subject, i'm going to get some supper
g'night folks, and happy friday!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:33, archived)
# think i'll turn in, too
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)
# /sig
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:48, archived)
#
(yeah, i get it now...)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# why do you think i said it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# yay
it's probably my favourite ever joke that i may or may not have come up with myself... I think I did, but I may have forgotten where I first heard it. If I did think it up first, I'm very proud. It really is an awesome joke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# i came up with the dirty fraggle rock song
about 30 years ago.
nobody believes me, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)