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# I'm positive I had a neutronium bicycle once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Must've been agony to sit on.
With your goolies and thighs being compressed into a single-atomic-layer-thick goop an' all.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Was it a Raleigh Grifter?
The Chuck Norris of kids' bikes?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Mmm, I had one of those
though a previous owner had tried to optimize it by hacking various chunks off in an attempt to reduce the weight.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)