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# er, is it still saturday?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# yes it is
i know this because i've just received my weekly dose of lottery-based disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# It's so unfair!
Everyone who enters the lottery should win a pound!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
# my family are all convinced that i'm going to win
fuck knows why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# NO...
It is now Tuesday....

Welcome to b3ta pull up a shat and fuck a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Oh wow, I could just go for a milkybar
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:17, archived)
# thanks for that
i was rissing like a motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
#
rissing jizzing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10360812
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Wank into the Ice Tray....
You'll have some ready for the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:20, archived)
# how could you?
white chocolate is nasty shit and smells like baby puke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# White chocolate's loverly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# dark chocolate is lovely
white chocolate is pus from satan's arse boils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# It's the 21st century, we have to respect all colours and shades equally Smash.
I'll not stand for this blatant cocoaism.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# i can't deny who i am, Mu
i can only tolerate white chocolate if it is the coating of a cappuccino truffle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# All chocolate is equal in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Now this is the kind of forward thinking I can really get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# I do like Bournville dark chocolate - superb stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# that's my favourite
pplus, i'm the only one in the family who likes dark chocolate, so my easter egg goes unmolested.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# white chocolate isn't a race
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Now that's just going too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# you damn confectionery liberals make me sick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
# No, but it IS people
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# So was Soylent Green but still nom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# melty people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Caramac - yum
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
that's dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:26, archived)
# You don't like caramac?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# not in the least
my nan gave me a caramac bunny one easter. i hid it in her suitcase and it melted all over her clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# That'll teach her
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# she was a cunt and she had no legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# It's all about legs in your posts
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# legs are good
they often have sexy buttocks at the top
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# How did she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
# like mothballs and evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# and evil what?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# just evil
it smells rather like piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# like hammers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Biffo says hi
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:20, archived)
# biffo was the cliff richard of the beano
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# What, a rampaging homosexual in denial?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# pretty much, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Biffo was shit.
But this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# A hot cockolate before bed, Nanna?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)