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# ^ Cock

EDIT: For some reason I can not imagine Stormtroopers having cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Since they're all clones
They're probably eunuchs with cloacae.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# By the time of A New Hope the clone troops had been augmented by drafts and volunteers
It's entirely possible TK421 was not a clone and had a cock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)
# *ahem*
A New Hope Star Wars; The first film.

Also: There were no prequels. They were never made.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)
# really? that's a shame
because then there would be no Darth Maul, Star Wars Natalie Portman or the fucking brilliant Clone Wars CG series which at times is possibly better than the original movies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I'll give you the Clone Wars CG series.
But you're not having the rest, not even Portman - d'ya hear?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
# you're saying Darth Maul's lightsabre antics
are not superior to David Prowse' clumsy swinging?
And are you saying THIS and THIS are not worth suffering Attack of the Clones for? (well, watching once for anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I love you HT
for still fighting this battle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)
# They're above average family movies
2 and 3 are dull because of trying to please the whiny fans, but all of them have some very impressive effects work, action sequences, character designs and costumes. Much like the original trilogy.
Not saying they're anywhere near the quality of Empire, but I'm not sure The Phantom Menace is any worse than Return of the Jedi
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Of course you're right, Mr Toast :)
The opening sequence of ROTS is one of the most stunning pieces of CG put onto film hard disk (?).

And it surely deserves points for the use of the word 'youngling'

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# how does the 3rd one start again? I haven't seen it since the cinema
is it the big space fight?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Yep, it's that
camera-pans down from the synopsis crawl, tracking the two fighters through the battle above Coruscant shot.
Really, really good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I'd google for Storm trooper porn
but I dread to think what I'd find D:
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I just tried searching for "What sex are Stormtroopers"
O_O

* I think I will continue this research when I am not at work
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)