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# He will tear your Sole Provencal apart.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Is this the masterchef guy again?
I don't get why he's so popular?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Because he's not the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# What other one?
I thought it was just a shit cookery show, now it feels like I've missed the second coming or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# There's two of them
They're both disgusting, but the other one is particularly vile
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I'll have to take your word for it
or ask the missus next time she comes back from Crochet club (aka a bunch of women sit around drinking wine and watching crap tv together)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I watched one episode
there was a really cute asian girl that I think should have gone to the next round, she didn't and now I can only see her through binoculars
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# People spend hours and hours cooking food for them
Then all they eat is one mouthful each and they just leave the rest.

They should show more gratitude. It's disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Everytime I post on here I like this place less and less.
Probably time to give up I reckon.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# *shrugs*
I don't watch reality tv

Sorry if I've personally offended you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I've never watched Star Wars.
But I don't question other peoples stuff because of it... I don't even watch Masterchef. But a lot of people do including my missus.

You've not offended me, I just find many people on here have attitudes that range primarily between militant board nazism and passive indifference.

It just isn't much fun anymore :(

Edit: that doesn't apply to everyone on here. Lots of lovely folk still about.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# The way I see this board working is the pictures are a way to start a conversation
However you don't always know how it's going to turn out!

Getting no replies at all is the worst thing that can happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I think you'll find that this post:
b3ta.com/board/10358185 (which is on the front page of the site at the minute) perfectly encapsulates the "I've never seen Star Wars and I don't get it" attitude - you're in fine company (and if anything there seem to be more people who don't like Star Wars than there are people who don't like Masterchef, it seems). B3ta's a broad church.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I prefer to think of it as more of a
badly run Presbyterian walk-in youth centre.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Well that'd be a shame, because I like your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Don't do that!
emvee is being a big girls blouse about his total lack of popular culture* knowledge ;-)

*that would be 'culture' in the very loosest interpretation of the word.

Only kidding, emvee, put down the gun.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Everytime I post on here I like this place less and less.
Probably time to give up, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# ;-)
Don't be mean!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I like your stuff
just seems like you might be being a little touchy on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Oh yeah I probably am.
In fact, taken out of context it probably seems like I'm being a right twat.

But this is just one of many examples of me coming to b3ta at the end of a stressful day, posting a quick pic and later thinking "bollocks to it... I shouldn't have bothered"
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# The mood of t'board does seem all over the place at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:09, archived)
# see my profile for Advanced B3ta Truths
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Wise words
And it's a shame there wasn't a better reception, as James's pic is very well done. It's just that this week looks to be Shop That Guy Off Masterchef week, as he was probably completely unaware when posting.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Oops...
sorry. If it makes you feel any better I don't actually like the guy. I just think he looks a bit like pinhead.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# No need to apologise
It's just that he seems to be all over b3ta at the moment and I only vaguely know what he's supposed to have done
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# CHEEZBURGERS DON'T GET BETTER THAN THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# with a little parmaham and stinking bishops cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahachrist!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)