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[challenge entry] The Chinese athlete Liu Xiang looks on in dismay as the final hurdle is replaced with yet another firewall...

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
top nonsense !!

edit:My cat helping us clean an already clean fishtank (getting goldfish tomorrow) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0anKvDW79E
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# he's clearly checking to see if it's human proof..

I'd watch that one..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# We were recently discussing the name Dexter for a cat!
is he named after mass murdering Dexter?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# no hahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# pfff
T.J: is 8p.m too early to start on the wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# What?
There's a "too early to start on the wine"? When did they introduce that?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# old firm games...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Ahhh... the traditional breakfast of Tonic Wine...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# there's no other 'wine'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# after i was found in the gutter, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I presume you're referring to your second bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# no, just the one
i'm such a lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# it's never too late
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I think you know.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# i'll crack it open
just as soon s i've finished immacing my none-too-feminine chin hairs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# That reminds smee, I really must wax my gooch.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# why do I look these things up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# boredom, curiosity and raging horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# raging curiosity and boredom horn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# boredom horn is good
you can make a session stretch for at least half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Half an hour!?
That's at least.... 43 wanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Due to the illustration, possibly a little NSFW:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:58, archived)
# 8a.m is too early to start on the wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# not if you've been drinking all night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# WHERE IS MY FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Today's fish is etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# still won't upload
got company, back later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Is it your mum and are you gong to sit on her lap again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:11, archived)
# b3ta built-in uploading has been borked for months now
I don't even attempt it any more after I spent 45 mins trying to upload one pic, gave up in frustration and went and created a b3tards account, and managed to get the same file uploaded in about 15 seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Just enough time to knock one out then...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I have just got 4 Guinness.
I was going to go out and watch the match, but I was out Monday night (fubar)

Cheers all!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:48, archived)
# i can't stand guinness
just got cheap fizzy plonk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# I had four on the way home from work and now on the wine!
and waiting for smash to post the fish
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Funny you should ask...
www.london24.com/news/business/corney_barrow_reprimanded_over_wine_for_breakfast_ad_1_832468
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# This is well done
I have clicked to indicate my approval, and all that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I respond with gratitude good, er um, cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# You've been quite prolific over the last few weeks.
I may have to send you some cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# haha - I have a frustrating project on the go at work
what kind of cayke?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Gooch cayke, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# mmm
self-flossing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:03, archived)
# a troll on qotw that I had on ignore was posting "cunt" under my posts
When I caught him at it, I decided to make it my own :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)