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# Whenever I see penguins,
it reminds me of 'march of the mallards'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:34, archived)
# in a dance ... as old ... as time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:35, archived)
# in a time... as old... as place
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:39, archived)
# fucking .. his dead friend .. in the ass
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:39, archived)
# You've seen this before, right?
www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Ahaha, no.
Only seen Mr Lee's routine about it. Thanks for the link, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Nice!
Doesn't he post on b3ta? I've posted the link a few times on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:47, archived)
# I have to admit to some degree of hero-worship of Stewart Lee.
And I wouldn't be surprised if he lurked here, but I was unaware of him posting.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:51, archived)
# I'd be fucking astonished if Stewart Lee came here. Why bother?
I'm quite surprised, and self-disgusted, that I come here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:17, archived)
# Me too.
/deliberately ambiguous reply
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Have you made it up with that person who was calling you a cunt earlier on yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Seems unlikely.
Not really sure what their problem was, or why they felt the need to defend prodge.
Whatever I think of prodge, I'm sure they don't need other people to defend them.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:37, archived)
# all i can say is
www.gayrobotrights.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Oh ffs.
Another comment-deleting trouble-maker?

also: laughed, quite literally, out loud at the link :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Daaaamn straight!
and ... drunk again
edit : thinking about making my third comeback
edit 2 : and yeas i know, no one cares or would be aware of my last two comebacks or who i was
edit 3 : i suppose proge might be a gay robot
edit 4 : i cant feel my fingers
edit 5 : *gets faded out*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:02, archived)
# The name looks familiar,
and I don't remember hating you.
Apart from that, my memory isn't awfully reliable these days.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:08, archived)
# probably not hated much
havnt really done much

is my best imo recently move to photoshop and am lost
edit 1 : the more i look at it the worse it gets
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Oh deary me.
I was just about to ask why you'd posted a picture of a snail.
Then I noticed.
Yay - drunken saturday internets!
No need for a taxi home and no-one knows if you've already sicked down your front.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:14, archived)
# im probably reallativly better known for
my fanzine pictures I like JJ /richard Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:19, archived)
# I think this was the highlight of my b3ta career:

Click for bigger (168 kb)
It got an instant ignore from prodge, which made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:25, archived)
# aw he is one of the poodles
for whom i would be here regardless of his
being a miscreant status i cant help but
seeing him as being part of the gravy here
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:39, archived)
# yay saturday
who needs punctuation when its saturday
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:43, archived)
# All your stuff is superb and everybody here loves you.
Now hit the hay, you pissed sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:27, archived)
# ok yes
nn xD
edit : nope i still have one can to finnish
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Oh, fuck.
Anything could happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:47, archived)
# I've just been on 5 live, drunkenly braying about "Be My Baby" by the Ronettes.
They faded me out as I started rambling about Gene Vincent and the Everley Brothers.
And now they're talking about trivial stuff like dropping bombs on doods.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:57, archived)
# No fucking way - so you're famous now?
And I knew you before you were famous. I'm gonna sell my story to NotW.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:59, archived)
# I've got form. They keep letting me on. I've done other rants on Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Sly Stone...
So yeah. I'm the famous drunk bloke who phones radio 5 at 2 in the morning and tries to get a point across and gets shut down in mid-flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:11, archived)
# The only time I've listened to radio5 was when I went to France last summer
and it was the only english language station we could find in that barbaric hell-hole.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:17, archived)
# heheh.
As opposed to this barbaric hell-hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:24, archived)
# If they'd had radio4, I might have considered staying.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:26, archived)
# If they put "In Our Time" on at a more respectable hour, I'd consider staying too.
As it stands, I'm buggering off to north Africa, where my revolution-starting skills might be more fully appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Viva la revolucion!
I could just imagine the B3ta Volunteers' Brigade raining CDCs into Tripoli.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Ah, I see you have a poetic soul.
It's a pity, really. Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:13, archived)
# North Africa, eh? Dream on.
What makes you think those placid consumer-drones could be persuaded that their lives are anywhere short of idyllic?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Armpit farts and an amusing glove puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:52, archived)
# good quote for the stats board.
btw - what is the address of the stats board - I've been away from my real computer for months now and have lost all my bookmarks as well as the ability to make any pictures
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:55, archived)
# Haven't got a clue.
Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:00, archived)
# It's okay. Found this site called 'google'.
Seems the address I needed was this:
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:16, archived)
# misunderstanding... the instructions... on his prescribed medication...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Quite right too.
His Leontes in the recent Middlesborough Rep production of "A Winter's Tale" was quite remarkable.
Especially the bit where he looked like he was trying to talk and just had a shit and waddled about a bit.
Powerful stagecraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:46, archived)