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# the skeksis were MUCH scarier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
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I always felt a pang of pity for the Skeksis...MmmmMMmmmmmm
(darkwavepunk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# oh fuck, he was the worst!
i can still remember the bloody prophecy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# the whining 'mmmmmMMMmmmm' Skeksis was the worst
even that one gave me the creeps
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Chamberlain
yep, he was the wosrt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I was always sad when one of the friendly "aliens" had to die because a Skeksis had died.
Something poinient about that I always thought.
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# ah, the mystics
like a cross between yoda and a lizard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# that's the chaps!
(*amazing* soundtrack as well. well worth a listen if you haven't recently).
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# watched it a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)
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The mystics and the skeksis were one entity divided by the shattering of the dark crystal. So when the mystics (lib-dems) and the skeksis (tories) were united by the insertion of the crystal shard (hung parliament), they were joined (coalition) by the gelflings (plebs). The castle fell down and light shone out of their arses. The End.
(darkwavepunk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# well now you've ruined it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
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I could have claimed that the Garthim were Labour Trade Unionists...
(darkwavepunk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:02, archived)
# now you're just being silly
EDIT: THEY'RE MAKING A SEQUEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
I used to put on either Dark Crystal or Labyrinth on VHS when I was babysitting youngsters. That used to shut the little buggers up.
(darkwavepunk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# me too!
but the film they loved was little shop of horrors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
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I got killer buds
A power stem
Nasty pods
And I'm using them!
So better move 'em out
Nature calls
You got my pun?
I'm gonna bust your balls!
(darkwavepunk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)