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# she's been at it again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
# why must you dress up that poor doggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Well, nunchuks can really hurt.
I've hurt myself practically every time I've picked some up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# never hurt myself with nunchucks
but i did manage to stab myself in the tit with a throwing star
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Fine pair of ninjas we are.
My mum used to make me wear a hi-vis tabard on my early jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)
# arf!
funnily enough, i'm quite a good shot with an air rifle or a paintball gun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Paintball is the finest - and trickiest - of the stealthy midnight assassin's deadly arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:04, archived)
# it's also excellent fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Better than a poke in the tit with a sharp shuriken, for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I believe this to be a true and accurate account of the facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# oh, i wish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Is it still RPS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:52, archived)
# no
but if this was real, we'd all be happy.
especially frankie boyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Our happiness would only last for so long
for such is the way of life.



And then he'd have to bite someone in two all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# true
but i'm not sure who just yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Setting the standard for celebrity book signings
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)
# does she sign
or just use a stamp?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Nothing sexy is going to happen....is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)
# welcome to the concept of stump-fucking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:07, archived)
# CUNT HER IN THE FUCK BARRY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)
# he will
when he's ready
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)
# poor bastard
Died of silicone poisoning a week after this photo was taken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)