YesterdayI saw a woman catching her dog's poo before it hit the ground - in a placcy bag wrapped round her hand - and for some reason this struck me as being horribly wrong.
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MisterPunch did it that way on,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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we had a dog for a short periodand I used to witness this chap who always carried a plastic bag in his hand with his dog, but always managed to be be looking the other way when his dog crimped off a length. Crafty sod.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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Extracting the poo, before it leaves the anus ...It's very nearly this
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Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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My mate used to have a couple of Yorkies (fucking horrible dogs).When one was constipated, he used to have to squeeze it like a toothpaste to help it out. He confessed to pulling a couple of 'dry ones' out of it's bum. Hopefully he wore gloves.
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Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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Or used his teeth ... as long as his hands stayed clean
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:47,
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I think I'd have taken to to carrying a set of tongs
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:59,
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*bokes*i have to pick up my dogs shit several times a day, but thats just a bit grim.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:49,
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I was gonna say this is revoltingthen I remember I empty the output of three cats from the litter boxes here...
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Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:54,
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They call them dog owners, but they follow round collecting the dog's poosomeone got pwned, but it wasn't the dog ;)
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Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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