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(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:52, archived)
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Confronted with the one on the right, I'd use my shield to withstand his assault until I got close enough to despatch him at close quarters.
The middle fella, I'd call in the archers.
The bloke on the left, I'd goad him with various religious taunts and wait and see what happened. But you've got to keep an eye on these blank fuckers. You don't know what you're up against.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:06, archived)
# "The bloke on the left, I'd goad him with various religious taunts and wait and see what happened. But you've got to keep an eye on these fuckers."
Or maybe just call him 'Whitey' in a Me Myself and Irene fashion,
and have him ensue in your manic road trip!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:11, archived)
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*cue frenetic bluegrass banjos*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:24, archived)
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the left guy has a secret power and yeah its really impressive, good choices all around
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Is he a ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:59, archived)
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fuck you got it
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:01, archived)
# Woo!
And Wooooooo-oooo-oooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# The bloke on the right
is here to clean my tiny chimney.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:52, archived)
# Is that what you like to call it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
#  You missed one...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:32, archived)
# A simple sniper shot to the hat'd be enough to convince him the game's up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:41, archived)
# or a trebuchet loaded with frozen ice magic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:57, archived)
# Yeah, it's worth a go.
*orders snipers to stand down*

Talking about trebuchets, they have a working one at Corfe castle. I asked the tour guide whether the staff piss about with it at staff parties at the end of the season.
"Of course we do!" he laughed. Turns out they do a kind of medieval paintball siege kinda thing once the tourists have all fucked off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:09, archived)
# That's awesome!
*sends cv to Corfe castle*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:13, archived)
# It's a staggeringly lovely part of the world.
Although the unwealthy have to live on a diet of their own dead skin in the winter months.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:21, archived)
# bloody unwealthy, living on their own dead skin
too good for 'em i say!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:10, archived)
# Wow.
One'd have to be pretty lowly for one's own dead skin to be too good for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:13, archived)
# i realise now, you probably live in that neck of the woods
and i remember seeing a lot of people kicking off because of the wealthy buying holiday homes in the region and pricing locals out of the market that their families have lived for ages.

still, dog boogers too good for 'em though! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:18, archived)
# Nah, I'm a Brummie, stranded in the same fucking city I was born in. Escape velocity is hard to get to.
All it takes to blow my tiny moind is a road trip to Dorset or Cornwall.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:29, archived)
# ah, really?
we crash landed into birmingham about 3 years ago. we spent the time there looking for scrap to fasion some kind of module to enable us to escape.
It didn't go well, but thankfully we were air lifted out just after xmas
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:51, archived)
# Godspeed, real and anyone else involved!
Just don't land in London. Worst of all worst-case scenarios.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:57, archived)
# Thanks
We, my wife and little boy, were dropped off in Sydney.
It's like london in terms of being expensive, but there's a feel of it being a very remote little town, 20 years in the past.
Though the weather's nice and it's fantastic for things to do, especailly as a family. Doesn't hurt that there are beaches 20 minutes away either :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:02, archived)
# So we can talk cricket in the future, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:31, archived)
# i did start watching a bit of cricket when i got here
only 20-20 though, anymore than that and i die a little inside
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:36, archived)
# where abouts it brum are you?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:39, archived)
# Why, the part where dreams go to die, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:50, archived)
# oh, pretty much all over then!
except cannock, which is the beacon of light in an otherwise plague infested shit pit.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Well, I hold a certain affection for Sutton Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:06, archived)
# mountain biker too then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:08, archived)
# No.
Cannock Chase is a dogging spot.
Apparently, some bicycle enthusiasts enjoy parts of it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)
# ha ha!
that'll be why some of the guys would bang on about "night rides" then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:48, archived)
# i just googled corfe castle
and i have to say, i have been struck with awe
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:14, archived)
# There's no downside to a spring/summer/autumn jaunt around Dorset
if you're terminally ill and have a limitless credit card.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:42, archived)