
Confronted with the one on the right, I'd use my shield to withstand his assault until I got close enough to despatch him at close quarters.
The middle fella, I'd call in the archers.
The bloke on the left, I'd goad him with various religious taunts and wait and see what happened. But you've got to keep an eye on these blank fuckers. You don't know what you're up against.
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The middle fella, I'd call in the archers.
The bloke on the left, I'd goad him with various religious taunts and wait and see what happened. But you've got to keep an eye on these blank fuckers. You don't know what you're up against.

Or maybe just call him 'Whitey' in a Me Myself and Irene fashion,
and have him ensue in your manic road trip!
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and have him ensue in your manic road trip!

the left guy has a secret power and yeah its really impressive, good choices all around
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*orders snipers to stand down*
Talking about trebuchets, they have a working one at Corfe castle. I asked the tour guide whether the staff piss about with it at staff parties at the end of the season.
"Of course we do!" he laughed. Turns out they do a kind of medieval paintball siege kinda thing once the tourists have all fucked off.
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Talking about trebuchets, they have a working one at Corfe castle. I asked the tour guide whether the staff piss about with it at staff parties at the end of the season.
"Of course we do!" he laughed. Turns out they do a kind of medieval paintball siege kinda thing once the tourists have all fucked off.

Although the unwealthy have to live on a diet of their own dead skin in the winter months.
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too good for 'em i say!
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One'd have to be pretty lowly for one's own dead skin to be too good for one.
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and i remember seeing a lot of people kicking off because of the wealthy buying holiday homes in the region and pricing locals out of the market that their families have lived for ages.
still, dog boogers too good for 'em though! ;)
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still, dog boogers too good for 'em though! ;)

All it takes to blow my tiny moind is a road trip to Dorset or Cornwall.
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we crash landed into birmingham about 3 years ago. we spent the time there looking for scrap to fasion some kind of module to enable us to escape.
It didn't go well, but thankfully we were air lifted out just after xmas
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It didn't go well, but thankfully we were air lifted out just after xmas

Just don't land in London. Worst of all worst-case scenarios.
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We, my wife and little boy, were dropped off in Sydney.
It's like london in terms of being expensive, but there's a feel of it being a very remote little town, 20 years in the past.
Though the weather's nice and it's fantastic for things to do, especailly as a family. Doesn't hurt that there are beaches 20 minutes away either :D
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It's like london in terms of being expensive, but there's a feel of it being a very remote little town, 20 years in the past.
Though the weather's nice and it's fantastic for things to do, especailly as a family. Doesn't hurt that there are beaches 20 minutes away either :D

only 20-20 though, anymore than that and i die a little inside
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except cannock, which is the beacon of light in an otherwise plague infested shit pit.
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Cannock Chase is a dogging spot.
Apparently, some bicycle enthusiasts enjoy parts of it too.
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Apparently, some bicycle enthusiasts enjoy parts of it too.

that'll be why some of the guys would bang on about "night rides" then
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