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# bindun no doubt?
(untitled, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:59, archived)
# Portal etc is the most sterile thing ever contrived.
It revels in its utter sterility.
Perhaps this pic is a sterile bit of satire.
*washes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:09, archived)
# ooo.... harsh
but, i'm inclined to admit, probably fair
ANIMATE IT NOW!!!! ;)

edit - *feels bad, offers last rolo*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:12, archived)
# Can't.
a) This is a work laptop and I can't install animation software, let alone learn how to use it, and
b) I've touched the sodding keyboard now, so I'm going to have to wash my hands again.

-My 'software developer' mates have always adored Portal. I think it's the stripped-down inhumanity of it that appeals to 'em. It presents them with a world they can hope to comprehend.

*EDIT* Aw, bollocks. Sorry, I can't eat chocolate! Put it in the raffle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:20, archived)
# don't tell me,
you're one of those weirdos that's allergic to chocolate aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:15, archived)
# Not allergic as such.
But it gives me migraines, so I just don't touch it.
The real pisser is cheese. That's the one thing I really, really miss.
Many people have sexual fantasies about unobtainable objects of desire. I have pizza fantasies about unobtainable objects of desire.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:28, archived)
# yeah, pizza would be the only thing i'd miss
oh, and paninies. other than that, cheese is overrated.
i've not eaten chocolate (ok, so i've eaten a snickers bar) since new year. Snickers cost over $2 here.
i'm trying to lose a bit of weight, so cheese and pizzas are out ther window as well
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:38, archived)
# Hang on, we appear to be having three different conversations at the same time.
I presume you're not pissed out of your face at 6.46am like I am.
Fuck, I haven't even taken my tablets yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:48, archived)
# ha ha! that occured to me about 10 mintes ago.
i tried to imagine how that'd go down the pub and what a head fuck it'd be.
btw, isn't this how women communicate, though?

no, i'm not pissed. maybe tomorrow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:52, archived)
# A pleasure.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)
# I'm not allergic to it
But i have not eaten it sine 1993 out of choice.

It's amazing how many chocolate products there are on the market, even with just the smallest amount, like sprinkles on the top for decoration.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 9:45, archived)
# AND, for fuck's sake,
it was posted by someone with the blankest, most sterile username one could possibly choose.

Except maybe "0".

Untitled, I reckon you've got a case to answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:48, archived)
# someone's comedy account, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:56, archived)
# Huge conceptual laffs in my yard.
Sucking all the filthy oxygen out of the room, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:00, archived)
# well, i guess comedy account does infer some kind of humour
somebody's mundane account?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:13, archived)
# Oh, there's humour there.
Just a drier version of bone-dry.
The cunt's sat there, unsmiling, stroking his chin, thinking "so, this is how the ants behave in this maze I've provided. Ha."

He'll never defend himself, because he simply doesn't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:21, archived)
# but, with his apparent lack of imagination
i'm guessing, his maze is probably just one straight corridor
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Well, if you're as utterly rat-arsed as I am at this time of the bloody morning,
you'll know that a straight corridor may as well be an Escher-designed minefield.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:42, archived)
# oo.. nice visual image!
i did wonder what you were doing up sp late/early
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:50, archived)
# I think we've just taken up the entire nightshift.
Oops. Didn't mean to, but yeah, it was my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:01, archived)
# well, at least something was happening
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:19, archived)
# haha,
that's undeniable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:25, archived)
# FUCK
I am TRYING TO TALK HERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:36, archived)
# ahem!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)
# You're always welcome.
If anybody'd cut in at any point, we'd've been delighted.
A bit of light and shade and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:49, archived)
# tbh, i thought we were the only ones here
except, untitled, but he's too busy blowing up ants and hamsters to contribute
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:52, archived)
# hahaha,
well, we were chatting away and nobody was cutting in with a pic or anything... but there are thousands of lurkers.
Really. Thousands.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:58, archived)
# oooh really?
i feel like i'm in a relatively successful sitcom now!
*gets pen ready to sign autographs*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Put the cap back on the pen.
The lurkers will stay lurked.
And will doubtlessly feel superior, in the hollow way of the pristine non-participant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:10, archived)
# bloody lurkers, living in their own hollow, pristine, non-participating ways
we're too good for 'em i say!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I think I'm done for, old chap.
Spk'tcha soon, no doubt. But for now... *flatlines*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:18, archived)
# cool
g'night/day
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:27, archived)
# It's the Olympics
I didn't vote for that either.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:01, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:09, archived)
# No World Cup for us!
We get jogging and various PE ordeals instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Purple is the new green.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:19, archived)
# ha ha!
i didn't notice that

*awards 3 points*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:20, archived)
# :)
*adds to collection of points
Current running total: 3 points
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:23, archived)
#
*awards further bonus point for early morning arithmatic*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Excellent!
Current running total: 5 points
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:32, archived)
# well done! you've won Bully's special prize
here's a .......

too lazy to provide comedy pic blog/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:51, archived)
#
*deducts 5 points for real's misspelling of 'arithmetic'.
Current running total: ah, sod it. 27.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:52, archived)
# *Appeals to judges
*Awards self 43 and a bit points
Current running total: eleventeen points
Ladeez an gennulmen, we have a winnah!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# *awards well derved prize*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Oooh! *Prouds!
Didn't really derve it though
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:25, archived)
# it's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts
unless we're taling about tennis, which is crap and eveybody loses
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# hahaha
(actually laughed in real life)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:07, archived)
# ha ha!
it's never been so appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# AV is a lie?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I'm doing science too
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)