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# Tentacle Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# God tentacle raped Mary?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# He Cums
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Well, just that Jesus is God Incarnate and thus omnipresent, including in time.
But I am not preaching, just being a pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# as long as you ignore the disclaimer
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Well no.
It is largely accepted that Jesus is real and that the activities attributed to Him happened (although perhaps not to just one man).

I would not say that Thor was not a Norse god on the basis that I do not believe in Thor. Thor is a Norse god and he carries a hammer named Mjölnir. Superman is allergic to kryptonite.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# considering it is widely accepted that the new testament was written in 400 AD
and that Nazareth was not even around in 0ad I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I am not at all sure why you consider these two observations to be in any way contradictory.
Indeed, I suggest that they are not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
# i can assure you, i'm not jesus
you wouldn't believe the amount of people that make the mistake though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ^ son of god and god at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# jesus is his own dad?
is he from thetford?
high-six, jebus!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Well no
Jesus is not God's son. Jesus is the son of man, but he is God and God made Mary pregnant with himself, not with his son.

People really ought to know this sort of thing, it matters because so many people hold it as a truth that we need to know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# erm, yeah, about that
theological accuracy is not one of my strong points, especially when trying to crack a funny by deliberately mis-reading something.
sorry about that, but thanks for the lecture.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# really?
agree strongly......[ ] agree......[ ] disagree......[ ] disagree strongly[/]
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# With what?
The summary of the doctrine or that we should know about what other people believe in order to understand them more fully?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:24, archived)