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# Don't each too much chocolate! :)


Edit: In case you were wondering (and I'm sure you were) here's where I got the source image...
bencosite.com/god_answers_prayers_gallery/page3.html

Edit 2: Oh and of course this for the monitor...
b3ta.com/board/10400425 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Because he's summoning the old gods you jesus-come-lately you!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Jesus is an old God.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Tentacle Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# God tentacle raped Mary?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# He Cums
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10400564
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Well, just that Jesus is God Incarnate and thus omnipresent, including in time.
But I am not preaching, just being a pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# as long as you ignore the disclaimer
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Well no.
It is largely accepted that Jesus is real and that the activities attributed to Him happened (although perhaps not to just one man).

I would not say that Thor was not a Norse god on the basis that I do not believe in Thor. Thor is a Norse god and he carries a hammer named Mjölnir. Superman is allergic to kryptonite.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# considering it is widely accepted that the new testament was written in 400 AD
and that Nazareth was not even around in 0ad I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I am not at all sure why you consider these two observations to be in any way contradictory.
Indeed, I suggest that they are not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
# i can assure you, i'm not jesus
you wouldn't believe the amount of people that make the mistake though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ^ son of god and god at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# jesus is his own dad?
is he from thetford?
high-six, jebus!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Well no
Jesus is not God's son. Jesus is the son of man, but he is God and God made Mary pregnant with himself, not with his son.

People really ought to know this sort of thing, it matters because so many people hold it as a truth that we need to know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# erm, yeah, about that
theological accuracy is not one of my strong points, especially when trying to crack a funny by deliberately mis-reading something.
sorry about that, but thanks for the lecture.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# really?
agree strongly......[ ] agree......[ ] disagree......[ ] disagree strongly[/]
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# With what?
The summary of the doctrine or that we should know about what other people believe in order to understand them more fully?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Also,
Why is it that P69 basically copied Bela Lugosi's Dad's compo entry and is now beating it?

Unless P69 has become suddenly popular in the last 18 months, I would suggest that he has lots of accounts for voting with.

Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# That's wonderfully paranoid/fantastical. I guess more people like Proj than Bela
I've given up trying to understand the way this site works, some days people click Like, other days they don't, some days I clearly piss a lot of people off, other days I'm lucky and the one remaining mod that I haven't upset puts a picture on the front page.
Or quite possibly it's all entirely random and nobody's input makes a tinkers toss which seems most likely and entertaining :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I gave up trying to figure the board out years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, board figures out YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# In south american jungle the only comfort you receive from board is anal lube
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
You win!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Yeah I put a lot of photoshop effort in to my last compo entry
but only received 2 comments and the first one was just to TJ a showcase of his own work. But hey that's b3ta it's all about hit and misses.

www.b3ta.com/board/10400066
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Sorry!
They were related...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# No worries it was a slow day also
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I also find the longer you spend on something,
the fewer replies there are.
One or two things have ended up taking a day and disappear without trace. I'm more philosophical about it than I used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# ^THIS, HARD!!!!!
spend less than 5 minutes and it's awesome, more than an hour and you might as well stick it straight in the recycle bin.

it's not always the case, but it does feel like it sometimes.
sometimes my work's so shit i often question why i put out and invite public humiliation anyway. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# That and the classic "Ooh, everyone's here, so time to post the Opus!"
Followed instantly by someone reposting/posting a link...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# always the way
I wasn't about when you posted it, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# It's on the popular page now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# It was just the way that BLD's entry was near the top,
but then from nowhere P69's eclipsed it entirely. I find it hard to believe that many people saw P69's who had not already seen BLD's (and I KNOW that P69 saw BLD's, because he posted it about 10 minutes later). It's just weird.

Anyway, your work is excellent, but you cannot piss people off anything like as well as I can, you fucking prick.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I think you'll be surprised
while I don't swear at people much I go one worse and offer an opinion, or worse forget where I am and try and have a nice conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
# you really are being a cunt about this :P
Certain people on here just have a really short fuse, your pics are ace and I don't remember ever seeing you flame anyone or start an argument
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Fucking hell, the clique is back.
Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# But all this nice conversation is... well... nice but where is my cup of tea and slice of cake - you insensitive bastard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# i know what you mean
i have had pictures "inspire" others to steal my ideas and get FP'd, but meh, i do this to amuse myself. if someone else enjoys it, good for them, but it's not that important to me.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# ^This^
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# To be fair...
I don't think anyone actually goes out their way to *copy* somebody else on here, rather they often just come up with the same idea independently (great minds and all that). I'm sure everybody's made a bindun post before.

It is a bit rubbish when the second one makes it to the front page/popular page/ranks higher in a compo etc but I guess it's more to do with timing and getting noticed by as many B3tans as possible! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Let us compare:
There is 1 word difference, and P69's was in the same thread.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ah... I see...
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(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Not entirely sure.
Sometimes it's a little too coincidental sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# subtle.
what did you do?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
#
I think its the colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# My Name is POPE, because I'm POO, you know what I mean ... And I am MANY ... 4 or 5, maybe
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)
# ...the light switch
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# HE COMES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Stop pulling it Jesus you'll go blind!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha!
I've been immortalised!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
loon
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# i think you misheard

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)