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# HAPPY EASTER CUNTS!
Yeah so it's Easter. The day where Jesus didn't come back to life cause religion is fucking bullshit.
You're all anuses.
(skaraflame, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Yeah, 'cos b3tans are such an obnoxious bunch of God-botherers...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Yes sir
Abso-fucking-lutely. You sir, are an anus botherer.
(skaraflame, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# *ignored*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Somebody didn't get that Disney Princess egg he was after
with the free toast shape maker.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Meh
Thing is, I did. It was in your mum's twat.
(skaraflame, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# You are his mum's?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
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Yes -_-
(skaraflame, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I want a toaster
that puts Jesus' face in the toast.

Every time.

All of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# There's a good market for them
on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I am unsure as to whether I specifically am all anuses
or we are all, each of us an anus.

Could you please clarify this for me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10401076
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Yes
Everyone's an anus.
(skaraflame, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Oh well, that is a little disappointing.
A single anus each is fairly run of the mill - I was rather hoping to stand out as something of a rarity.

I had already begun contemplating the mechanics of an omnidirectional lavatory.

So far it was essentially a Zorb with a shower attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# cheers for that
I'm guessing you're an irate virgin furiously wanking over pictures of kate middleton that you've badly shopped on to any gaping hole of a porn star you can find. But which you had to get your mum to help with because you were never good at pictures at school.

She also wipes you up afterward
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
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How could you such mean things? It's Peter kay not Kate Middleton.
(skaraflame, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)
# you appear to have misunderstood the way this messageboard functions
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Reptile.
Apropos of nothing, I just read your post and the word popped into my face.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I actually thought you were skaraflame for a moment there...
Apologies, old bean
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmCMmDQF7U
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)