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# Exclusive 'Bed of Evil' from the Mail...
(CaptainSunshine, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# those stains of evil and tears of innocents are going to be a bugger to remove.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# this confirms
all my suspitions about Ikea

wonder if they're going to parade it around a bit or, the logical solution, dump it few hundred miles away at sea as quickly as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Also pictured: wardrobe of evil, drapes of evil, bog door of evil and wallpaper of evil.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# bedsheets of evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# what, no mention of the vacuum cleaner hose of minor misdeeds?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# That wasn't his
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# that's what he said when they found it under his bed one day, the end of it smeared with lube
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# It must be placed there by some imperialist pig dogs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Toilet paper of unpleasantness
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 2 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I'm waiting for the 'doorstop... of doom...'
(CaptainSunshine, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Television of evil, powered by orphan's dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# resident weevil of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# i like the lighting in this room
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Al Ikea-da
Släts not Included
www.vimeo.com/10902055
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Osama Bed Laidin
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 2 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# or
osama bed linen
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# heh
we once ran a compo at work to name a friends Llama, top votes won. I put forward Osama Bin Llama and won. She refused to name her llama 'Osama Bin Llama' thus making a mockery of the competiton. It's now called 'Chica' and doing very well on the showbiz circuit.

Chica the Llama Facebook

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 2 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# she'd rather call it chica?
chica's no name for a llama
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
#
or and
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# FUTON OF EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Smells like goats.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# abbott-a-bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:19, archived)