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# A polygon, scaled on it's z axis walked in to a bar
the barman said, 'why the long faces?'
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Pffft!
My favourite geeky joke is:

f(x)=6x+3 walks into a bar.
"Got any sandwiches?" f(x)=6x+3 asks the barman.
"Sorry," the barman replies, "We don't cater for functions."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# My favourite is...
... an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one says "Pint of bitter please", the second says "I'll have half of what he's having", the third one says "and I'll have half of what he's having...."

The landlord says "Oh for fuck's sake" and pours two pints.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Three statisticians go hunting.
The first shoots misses the duck by a foot to the left. The second shoots and misses the duck by a foot to the right. The third one says 'Got it!'
(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:06, archived)