up there, you have to join Gods army for a war against the devildown here you get to have a beer, a kiss and a cuddle, pat the dog and fight zombies. On paper I have to say heaven sounds like the shitty end of the stick.
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19,
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yehand you'd have to fight on the same side as a bunch of fucking eunuchs, ex-popes, nuns and other general nancy-boys versus a bunch of demons, murderers, rapists etc plus all of the people in the world clever enough to be agnostic/atheist. I know who'd I'd bet on to win that fight.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:24,
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But much like the USA, they will have God on their side, and therefore cannot lose.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:27,
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